This week Preston Council have banned children from the "city" centre
The council's chief executive Jim Carr confirmed that children would be banned completely
"They are inappropriate for that location and the decision not to have them has been taken as part of emerging plans to improve the city's image," he said.

I know I'm only sat here in the early hours, publishing my own website, but...
Something Definitely Ain't Right with these Fruit Cakes
Check out a couple of the freak shows here.
radio-silvermoon (real geeks)
Radio bpm (some dateless blondes)
(p.s. you may need Winamp
to watch these moronic morons.)

Heading into the worst Economic Slowdown in recent history,
Blackpool Airport decide to introduce an additional £10 per person charge to improve the airport............
Ryanair have already left.
Ha Ha Ha, whoever thought that one up,
there is a well paid job waiting for you at
Preston Council.

"Dirt Brain"

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The county council figures, which exclude Blackpool and Blackburn-with-Darwen, shows 57,868 tickets were handed out by Parkwise traffic wardens across the county between April and September.
Nicholas Watson, joint chief executive of Preston Chamber of Trade, said the figures only added to the belief the city was "a difficult place to visit".